Welcome to the final week Bachie babies! It's almost over. This is our second last Bachie recapitulation for the year. You can continue and live again your real life. Ali Oetjen gets three dates with three dudes, which, if you are single, is either the weekend or something that scares you from hell. And we can finally see Bill Goldsmith, man shooting spots Bachelor in Paradise already, to be thrown away.
Oetjen is from the water / in an ocean pool at sunrise, talking about her future, and God I'm just thinking about how much I would like to be in a body of water rn. How good it is to swim in Sydney;
Well, Todd King, the knight, is first, but I have said it before and I will say it again, he is very young and very handsome. It is obvs set up to be the new police officer Unmarried next year. He has a pseudo-bomb to tell Ali about and we can go fast there, please give us something spicy.
Why is he in a pushchair and why is he so excited about it? I really want to know what they are talking about when they are not sparks. What are your hobbies and interests besides kissing and do this stupid run and jump on someone's weapon?
Wild shit surrounding, that's the content. How fun the callbacks are! Anyway, like being handsome in a stupid white outfit?
Let's unpack this quote very quickly: "The thing about the fencing is that you can not just steal the sword around willy-nilly, which I'm used to."Excuse me, are you accustomed to fighting with swords ???
Just a normal thing that, I, a normal person, does all the time.
In any case, he worries that Ali will show the sword in the garbage of "the baby-maker"And Todd shuts down, you destroy it.
If he wins their strange struggle, he gets to be knight and "to lead him"Who is very innocent, Ali, wow. He just wants a kiss if he wins, and has taken so many of them, the bets are not too high are they? How do I mean to invest in it?"We'll see who gets the best."
Question about the clothes again: do you tape these pieces in-camera stuff like … after the duel? Or as before decides to win and ask? Or will it change between education and the real thing? This seems unlikely right?
You win with deception and you know I'm disappointed I have to watch them kiss with too much language and not watch him pretend to be a horse. I'm so tired of the timing debate. Who thinks about timetables so much? I never think about timetables. I have no literal plans beyond this weekend.
Extract from my room: "Just be the horse anyway, Todd."
Extract from my room: "Not filtered at the same time …"
Anyway, they push the fairy tale to the point where it will go, so she wore a tuxedo and wore balls and would have some drinks and talk about their millions. Imagine having to continually open up to a potential partner rather than saying the boring anecdotes about your day and what you're doing for the money.
Todd says he has not seen her since Perth, which means that after Charlie's rejection I guess Ausr he told all the boys to go to bed without saying goodnight to the mummy. What reminds me, I wish Auser was more in it. He gets a great drink before saying what he thinks about Perth because he's ready to deal with the timeline issue. Probably requiring to do it completely, because she does not want to reach her bay.
She wants to be with her forever and is willing to compromise, talks about fairy tales and overcome obstacles and blahblahblah just look at his face. Oooft says she's in love with her !!!!! The first right I love the time. There is not much revelation from Todd and I feel misleading.
This is the risk of fire.
Ali leads to Taite Radley and "blushing [herself] with excitement"It may be all chemistry and laughter and it wants ~ feelings ~, which is not something Taite does, he says he falls"head over heels"But he does not say that because he does not want to be hurt." I love that he just stands in the middle of the road waiting for him, without worries, and that does not work in reverse, anyway big smooch because Ali has mosquitoes for the types that can develop hair of the person (sorry Todd).
He says they have barriers to the conquest, so they will do it literally. I see? Smart. How much fun doing things together! (I can not think of anything worse). A New Barrier: How many kisses can we take in this lesson? Yeah, you could fuck in the lesson, nobody cares. But you are at prime time, so it should be cut.
This date seems to have happened so quickly. They are in a spa in the forest. There are too many candles and I feel it is a fire hazard. The spa is fun and romantic, it's true. It seems Taite has to say the word "L" to stay. He finds it too hard when he knows he sees two other people. The thing that feels you can see in Ali's eyes is that he wants to fuck. He obviously falls for him more than others, but he wants a vulnerable person and he does not want to.
He is not ready to say the word "L" and really cooks his explanation:I want to say it knowing that you are the one and there is no one else around."He's probably referring to other guys, but he sounds like he says he wants to check all his choices before he gets locked in. In any case, he can see he pulls a Charles because they are not willing to open until they are exclusive. She tries to say everything she can without saying the word "L".
I need you to love me now or to fly.
It's Bill's turn, but Ali is ready to face him for his homeland with his ex. It runs for a quick peck while the others took a big pash. They get to a limousine, and Bill does not realize how cheesed Ali is. Just think they had a great time with his pals! Just maps and seductively like a caravan.
It seems we have missed the issue of date activity and is straight on the drinking time. He says he is "well and really in love with [Ali]"He still can not trust him as he did not manage to do all this time.
"I'm deeply shocked."
In any case, he really just wants to break the Hometowns thing, which probably should not be a tbh thing. It's cool that they are comrades with a girl that used to date and it's not a big deal. Surely he might have to warn Ali but he does not really see his good friend Amy as a sexual being anymore.
Bill says they never dated: "I've been with her, but we've never been a friend of mine."Is this the reality TV code used for the root?
Ali wonders if Amy is still imagining him, because he thinks he will explain their baking. Ali is lucky that Bill does not want to talk about it. He decides that all this is very clear and that he will simply take them with the rubbish and lies to "make it easier"Which is honestly what all people do, but for Ali is a dealbreaker.
Ali who makes her makeup knows exactly who is sending home. It's Bill, stupid, of course Bill is. It has only ten minutes of screen today. Fortunately, God Oser is here to soften the blow. The red dress is very small and looks smokin ', which does not prevent all boys from looking terrible.
He first grew up for Todd because he wants to make Tay sweat and simply say the word "L" -word during the finale. Taite is afraid that he will lose it because he is very honest so he is not yet in the stage of love. In any case, of course, Taite gets the second rose, she has to win because she wants to fuck each other more / she is going to tell him something upset during the finale that makes her cry like in the previews. My money is that it falls before it gets the chance and maybe he chooses Todd as a consolation award.
I like how Oster whispers to the so-called guy like talking to a frightened animal who wants to keep his calm.
This has to hurt.
You are dead to me.
Ali walks Bill out and asks what her reasoning says is "I do not feel where I should be". He says "That's sucks!"He's obviously cut because he's been through all the time trying to be honest about his feelings, connections, and the future he wanted." He still realizes in the car's home that if Amy is a dealbreaker then it's not going to be together.
Tomorrow we will finally learn who wins! In our last Bachie recapitulation for the year. Look, fly.
Until then, hearts.